GREEN EGGS AND HAM

I am Sam

Sam I am

That Sam-I-am!

That Sam-I-am!

I do not like

that Sam-I-am!

 

Do you like green eggs and ham?

 

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

I do not like green eggs and ham.

 

Would you like them here or there?

 

I would not like them here or there.

I would not like them anywhere.

I do not like green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

 

Would you like them in a house?

Would you like them with a mouse?

 

I do not like them in a house.

I do not like them with a mouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere.

I do not like green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

 

Would you eat them in a box?

Would you eat them with a fox?

 

Not in a box.

Not with a fox.

Not in a house.

Not with a mouse.

I would not eat them here or there.

I would not eat them anywhere.

I would not eat green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

 

Would you? Could you?

In a car?

Eat them! Eat them!

Here they are.

 

I would not, could not, in a car.

 

You may like them.

You will see.

You may like them in a tree!

 

I would not, could not in a tree.

Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.

I do not like them with a fox.

I do not like them in a house.

I do not like them with a mouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere.

I do not like green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

 

A train! A train!

A train! A train!

Could you, would you, on a train?

 

Not on a train! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box.

I could not, would not, with a fox.

I will not eat them with a mouse.

I will not eat them in a house.

I will not eat them here or there.

I will not eat them anywhere.

I do not eat green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

 

Say!

In the dark? Here in the dark!

Would you, could you, in the dark?

 

I would not, could not, in the dark.

 

Would you, could you, in the rain?

 

I would not, could not, in the rain.

Not in the dark. Not on a train.

Not in a car. Not in a tree.

I do not like them, Sam, you see.

Not in a house. Not in a box.

Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.

I will not eat them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere!

 

You do not like green eggs and ham?

 

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

 

Could you, would you, with a goat?

 

I would not, could not, with a goat!

 

Would you, could you, on a boat?

 

I could not, would not, on a boat.

I will not, will not, with a goat.

I will not eat them in the rain.

I will not eat them on a train.

Not in the dark! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! You let me be!

I do not like them in a box.

I do not like them with a fox.

I will not eat them in a house.

I do not like them with a mouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like green eggs and ham!

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

 

You do not like them.

So you say.

Try them! Try them!

And you may.

Try them and you may, I say.

 

Sam!

If you will let me be, I will try them.

You will see.

 

<at which point in our story, the heretofore tormented hero cautiously

takes a bite of the "green eggs and ham">

 

Say!

I like green eggs and ham!

I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!

And I would eat them in a boat.

And I would eat them with a goat...

And I will eat them in the rain.

And in the dark. And on a train.

And in a car. And in a tree.

They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will eat them in a box.

And I will eat them with a fox.

And I will eat them in a house.

And I will eat them with a mouse.

And I will eat them here and there.

Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

 

I do so like

green eggs and ham!

Thank you!

Thank you,

Sam-I-am!